Mountain Dew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6xQHUXf0Xk
G G7 C G 1) Not very far from me there's an old holler tree where you lay down a dollar or two- D7 G You go round the bend and come back again;There’s a jug of that good old mountain dew G7 They call it that old mountain dew Lord Lord C G And them that refuse it are few - I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug D7 G With that good old mountain dew G7 C G 2) My uncle Mort he's sawed off and he's short - He measures bout four foot two D7 G But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint - Of that good old mountain dew. (chorus) G G7 C G 3) My Auntie June has a brand new perfume and it has such a sweet smelling pew. D7 G Imagine her surprise when she had it analyzed it’s just that good old mountain dew. (chorus) G G7 C G 4) My Uncle Bill’s got a still up on the hill where he’ll run off a gallon or two. D7 G The buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can’t fly from smelling good old mountain dew (chorus) G7 5) The preacher came by with his head way up high C G Said his wife had come down with a flu. He thought that we ort just to give him a quart D7 G Of that good old mountain dew